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It’s still Tuesday!

Would you rather:

wear the same underwear for a week OR not bathe for a week? eat a plate full of boiled earthworms, covered in gravy OR fried bird feet with a tangy teriyaki glaze?

Does anyone realize bird feet are a good source of gelatin?

drop your wallet and [...]

You must choose?

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Would you rather:

one day at a job you like, have your boss catch you masturbating OR sending out resumes to other employers?

it could lead to more $$$.

be seen on a date with a beautiful woman that was actaully a man OR be seen on a date [...]

tuesday is chooseday

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Would you rather:

while camping, have to cut your arm off with a pocket knife because it got stuck under a boulder and you were trapped for three days OR suck snake venom out of a snake bite in richard simmons’ ass?

Suck venom. Short term, and most likely [...]

Holy smoke I’m on time for once!

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Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather:

live in a place with the constant threat of volcano eruptions OR the constant threat of tidal waves? Volcanic eruptions. Anything that has the potential to add to my real-estate holdings!

go through an operation that would make you absolutely gorgeous, able to win any beauty [...]

Day late!

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Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather:

go through 5 years of poverty and get $10,000,000 OR go through 1 year of poverty and get $100,000? Hrm. I think I’d do the 5 years. I’ve lived below the poverty level, and it’s do-able if you set realistic goals.

date someone who is fabulous looking [...]

This timeless thing annoys me

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I always forget it’s Tuesday! Remember … you can now link to http://tuesdayischooseday.com!

Would you rather: walk to school OR carry your lunch?Walk to school. I always hated cold lunches drink green beer and throw up for the next hour OR drink green beer and pass out and wake up in an unknown [...]

Tuesday!

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Would you rather:

Your family and friends find out that you have downloaded (from the internet) instructions on how to make a bomb OR midget fetish porn?

The bomb. Getting caught dling porn of /any/ type in this house is a bad bad bad thing.

Make your living emptying other [...]

Chooseday!

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, so…awaaaaaay we go!

Would you rather:

1. find out from your significant other that he/she is cheating on you by: you walking in on them OR he/she telling you about it?

Well, I’ve been told about it, and can honestly say I’d rather not walk in on them. I have [...]