Em and the Possibilities There are no guarantees in life…only the possibilities

And their suggestions for “seduction”?

My Personality

Neuroticism	84
Extraversion	43
Openness To Experience	77
Agreeableness	13
Conscientiousness	0

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But I take issue with their approach. Why in the name of all that’s holy do they think I’ll do well with someone who’s my “twin”??!!?? I don’t want someone as neurotic as I am! What they say the scores mean:

(Did I just coin a word? Must be the sinus drugs….)

You’re Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn’t the best and you’re not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you’ve done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

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You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you’re weird… But too damn weird to do anything about it!

Tinklebelle’s Existing Situation

Trying to improve her position and prestige. Dissatisfied with her existing circumstances and considers some improvement essential to her self-esteem.

All too true.

Tinklebelle’s Stress Sources

The situation is regarded as threatening or dangerous. Outraged by the thought that she will be unable to achieve her goals and distressed at the feeling of helplessness to remedy this. Over-extended and feels beset, possibly to the point of nervous prostration.

This reads like a badly written bodice-ripper. However, I do worry that I won’t be able to do everything that I want/need to do. I’m not really sure about the “overextended” part, but I do indeed feel “beset to the point of nervous prostration” at times. Isn’t that the job of your children – to drive you there repeatedly? /sarcasm

Tinklebelle’s Restrained Characteristics

Willing to become emotionally involved and able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.

Feels that things stand in her way, that circumstances are forcing her to compromise and forgo some pleasures for the time being.

Correct on both counts. Living with my parents does indeed force the issue, as does having a 12 year old daughter to set an example for.

Tinklebelle’s Desired Objective

Longs for tenderness and for a sensitivity of feeling into which she can blend. Responsive to anything esthetic and tasteful.

Could this be any more vague and/or trite?

Tinklebelle’s Actual Problem

Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, or demands on her resources. A feeling of powerlessness subjects her to agitation and acute distress. Tries to escape from this by relinquishing the struggle, and by finding peaceful and restful conditions in which to recuperate in an atmosphere of affection and security.

Thanks for the insight. Now how do I FIXIT??!!??

Tinklebelle took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable. You pull punches, but people still love you.

Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You’re not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You’d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You’ll do anything for love, but you won’t fall for it easily.