And on *that* note, I’m going to bed.

Tweet You Are a Self Help Book! While your advice is not always welcome… It’s always right on target. What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

After this weekend, I’m not surprised by this score…

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Wow. Who knew?

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Am-I-Dumb.com – Intelligence Test

Actual numeric scores:

Your Number Correct: 22/25 You are smarter than 82.37% of the populaton. Average Number Correct: 18.3/25 Percentile: 82.37% Time Taken: 4:43

Recipe for Me:

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Emily

- a pinch of humor- a dash of playfulness- 1/2 a cup of sexiness

Combine all stirring until smooth. ‘What is your personality recipe?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

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You may address me as “Your Majesty” instead.

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Adjusting to working again, so enjoy a quiz I took:

Tweet You scored as Healer, You are a Healer Empath. You take in the energy of others and transmute it. You trigger transformation in others and free trapped energy. You are capable of great healing abilities. You walk between the worlds and bring waves of healing energy with your presence. (from “The Book of [...]

I always wanted to be a librarian….

Tweet Your Score: LITERARY SEX FIEND You scored 93 bookishness and 85 kinkiness!

Alright, you love books, you completely dig great sex…and both at the same time is even better, n’est-ce pas? According to my calculation, you are SEX ON WHEELS…the wheels of a book truck, that is. Come find me…I have a [...]

Who would’ve guessed…

Tweet Your Score: The Joker You scored 80% sarcastic!

You’re good. You’re funny and people probably like you, or really don’t like you. Either way it’s because you can laugh at most anything. In general you’re quick enough to pick apart most people. However, you’re not the best and you have your moments [...]

Oh look! KITTEH!

Tweet Your Score: Ceiling Cat 48% Affectionate, 48% Excitable, 44% Hungry

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home [...]

G’head. Roll.

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Take the quiz at dicepool.com

You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a “Caltrop”, or (to a lesser degree) “Ol’ Pointy”. This crap bores you, so I’ll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. [...]