EmPossibility

You Are a Self Help Book!

While your advice is not always welcome…
It’s always right on target.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Am-I-Dumb.com – Intelligence Test

Actual numeric scores:

Your Number Correct: 22/25
You are smarter than 82.37% of the populaton.
Average Number Correct: 18.3/25
Percentile: 82.37%
Time Taken: 4:43

Emily

- a pinch of humor- a dash of playfulness- 1/2 a cup of sexiness

Combine all stirring until smooth.

‘What is your personality recipe?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

You scored as Healer, You are a Healer Empath. You take in the energy of others and transmute it. You trigger transformation in others and free trapped energy. You are capable of great healing abilities. You walk between the worlds and bring waves of healing energy with your presence. (from “The Book of Storms” by [...]

Your Score: LITERARY SEX FIEND
You scored 93 bookishness and 85 kinkiness!

Alright, you love books, you completely dig great sex…and both at the same time is even better, n’est-ce pas? According to my calculation, you are SEX ON WHEELS…the wheels of a book truck, that is. Come find me…I have [...]

Your Score: The Joker
You scored 80% sarcastic!

You’re good. You’re funny and people probably like you, or really don’t like you. Either way it’s because you can laugh at most anything. In general you’re quick enough to pick apart most people. However, you’re not the best [...]

Your Score: Ceiling Cat
48% Affectionate, 48% Excitable, 44% Hungry

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by [...]

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a “Caltrop”, or (to a lesser degree) “Ol’ Pointy”. This crap bores you, so I’ll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, [...]