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Two birds, one stone

  • Posted on October 17, 2011 at 8:00 am

So waaaay back in February, I bought the house from my Mama.

Toward the first of the month, I read a post on Lifehacker ( Remove Rust from Cast Iron Cookware in your Oven ) and realized I hadn’t run the oven cleaning cycle since the paperwork was signed.

After reading that post, I realized that I could do both – clean the oven AND clean my beloved skillet.

But. I forgot about The Smoke.

You know that fog that hits you when the oven cleaning cycle runs, yeah? The odiferous cacaphony of burned cheese, casserole eruptions, and the occasional pie overflow…

That didn’t happen here.

What DID happen is the kitchen filled with smoke. The house filled with smoke. Evidently there was about two cups of oil rubbed into that skillet, and the smell and the smoke of burning oil rapidly filled the house. I missed a magnificent photo op: there was so much buildup on the skillet that it flamed up. I stared fascinated as the flames danced and went out.

I opened windows, turned on all the fans, and cussed. And cussed some more. The entire POINT of waiting so late in the day was so the residual heat would help warm things up. (the good news is that everything stopped smoking after about an hour, leaving two more hours of heating to happen.)

What it looked like after the cycle was done:

Now I get to reseason it and make a batch of pancakes. WHEE!

You’ll never believe what I just ate…

  • Posted on July 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm

I read about it in the Winston-Salem Journal first.

A chocolate covered kreme-filled doughnut? Nah. I’m good, thanks.

In-store display of Cheerwine kreme-filled doughnuts

A chocolate covered Cheerwine kreme-filled doughnut? SIGN ME UP.

You know I bought them. I *had* to. You can only buy them by the half-dozen (which doesn’t sound nearly as cool as six-pack LOL) in NC and SC, so my PROFOUND apologies to my readers outside the Carolinas.

Doughnuts in the box

Yeah, the kids beat me to the photo op. Sorry about that y’all. Just pretend like there are two more doughnuts in the box, okay? And that the one in the top-left corner is intact…not sporting the scar of a finger digging in and raking off the top (and then running off and hiding, cackling gleefully).

Cheerwine kreme-filled doughnut on a plate

Who puts a doughnut on a plate? *I* do. Well, when I want to take a picture of it. You don’t need a picture of my hands wrapped around a doughnut, do you? And besides, the plate is necessary for this:

Inside the cheerwine kreme-filled doughnut

Now I know how to make super-pink frosting…just add some Cheerwine to it!

So, you wanna know how it tastes, right?

The first bite was blah. Kinda normal. A bit of doughnut, a smidge of frosting. Nothing out of the ordinary.

The second bite had a bit of the kreme in it. I got a faint hint of cherry behind the chocolate.

The third bite had the bulk of the kreme. Angels descended from heaven. A voice from Above said “This is my gift to you.” Chocolate, cherry, and pastry all combined in harmony. All the world held hands and sang. It was beautiful, truly beautiful.

The glory of that third bite was quickly followed by my body screaming “SUGAR! SUGAR ALERT ZOMG HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND WOMAN??!!??”

The final bite was a repeat of the first – doughnut, chocolate icing. It was the perfect follow-up to the sugar overload.

Overall:

This is the first Krispy Kreme doughnut I’ve had where one was truly enough. A gracious plenty.

We Just Can’t Have Nice Things II, (incorrigible edition)

  • Posted on August 31, 2009 at 8:00 am

Wall Destruction

The work on the wall continues. Daniel puts himself to sleep by scratching the wall. Joe likes to use it for a map when he goes into the bedroom to pretend. I’ve pretty much decided to just let them have at it and sweep up the chips – the other three walls are essentially intact.

Joe on Dresser

This is what I saw when I opened the door to snap the photo.

Leap Away!

And then he showed me how he gets down….and bounces from Daniel’s bed to his.

Progress on the room

  • Posted on August 11, 2009 at 11:55 pm

Oh look, it’s not a tweet!!!

This is the room, halfway done. You won’t be seeing pictures of the before because…

eew. eew eew eew eew eew.
because I didn’t TAKE any pictures of a fifteen-year old CARPET for pete’s sake what is WRONG with you people??!!??

But tonight, my friends…tonight I have a real treat for you.

The Artist in the Room

Joe insisted on modelling for us. But if you look to the left of the picture, you’ll notice something that looks…not quite right.

The Artist and his Handiwork

Like any responsible adult would, I left the paint can open so that last little drop could dry out and I could toss the can in the trash. And then I went to work.

How stupid of me.

What I *should* have done was toss the paint supplies in the back of the truck and let them bake six miles away from home, in the bright sunshine.

Safe from six year old boys who want to HELP YOU MOMMY! and beam up at you with pride.

Look at that face. Just LOOK at it! Isn’t that the sweetest mix of nonchalant “I know I’m busted but I’m still CUTE!!!” you’ve ever seen?

Yeah.

And then Daniel wanted to get in on the photo-taking action. He’s so THRILLED with the camera in his DSi that I’m seriously contemplating getting him a point & shoot for his next birthday.

He opened it up, got the stylus ready to hit the “capture” button….

and this happened…

The End of the Artist.

The End.

Fresh From Twitter

  • Posted on August 5, 2009 at 11:42 pm

The backup laptop has a pentium III processor and a whopping 192 mb of ram. whywhyWHY did I keep it?
It never fails – fill the bowl with bleach and everybody has to go potty RIGHTNOW.
Flooring, round 2 coming up.
Dear Teen Driver: I don’t care how loud the bass is thumpin. Yer still drivin ya mama’s minivan.
Round 2 of laptop maintenance. This time for a BADLY needed ram upgrade.
I feel naked without my phone. So I spent money I don’t have on stuff I don’t need to compensate.
If you MUST use your webcam to take a photo, turn your screen brightness down after you compose. BLUE GLARE BAD!!!
Molding’s done. (did you REALLY think I’d leave it THIS close to done??!!??) Only one thing left to do – shower and relaaaaax. For about …
Just smashed my finger. An entire week of hammering on that floor and on the LAST day I smash it.
Lol. Forgot about re-placing the molding. Tempted to leave it.
Done.
On the home stretch – now I hafta rip the boards down to 4″ wide.
I just shattered the tapping block. RAWR!
Finishing the flooring. Didn’t need to remove the now totally stripped screws after all.
Yes, times HAVE changed. But wearing a headful of curlers to the store is still a huge fashion don’t.

Moosh, give my hair a Whoorl. Please.

  • Posted on July 10, 2008 at 3:32 pm

The Challenge: A picture of your Horrid Hair Past, a picture of a Really Good Hair Day, and where you stand today.

I decided to limit the pictures of my Horrid Hair Past to styles I am responsible for, and to stuff that I have digitally already. Y’all know how I am – I’ll sit down in front of the box of photos trying to find something, and end up spending the next 48 hours organizing and scanning and further organizing…it’s really something best left for later. So, without further ado:

This is from April of 2000, and I’m rockin’ The Bun. The Bun being held by a scrunchy. Good lawd.

March, 2001. Ignore the fact that I’m vastly pregnant, and look at that spiffy blue Goody’s hairband/comb thing holding all the hair away from my face. It was South Florida, it was hot, I was pregnant, and could not stand hair.on.my.face. Also notice the ends are significantly lighter than the roots. Now would be a good time to mention that I haven’t seen my “natural” haircolor in years (with the exception of this next photo)

May of 2002. Good lawd if that hair isn’t a depressed cry for help, I don’t know what is. I was still afraid to color my hair and by that point Tig was telling me lovely things like “I don’t care what you look like. I love you for your brain.” (which we all know means “Daaaaamn girl you UGLY”)

I showed this picture to my friend Jami and she made fun of my pseudo-mullet. I think I actually like the red tips and black roots. It’s very emo-ish. Or something.

Definitely something.

December 2003. Speaking of depressed cries for help….

Just look at the baby, okay? LOOK AT THE BABY!!!!

(and I was so proud of having hair down to my waist. No, I really don’t know what I was thinking.)

June 2004 brings us the Revenge of the Goody’s Hair Comb Headband thingy. At least this time it matches my too-dark haircolor. The good news is that by this point I’d clipped ten inches from my hair, bringing it back up to just below shoulder length.

January 2005 and can we get any more ho-hum? I mean, really. At least by this point I’d found a decent color (though still too dark). I also didn’t realize there were toddler fingerprints on the camera lens – hence the foggy look to the photo.

Not really. Sometimes I prefer myself a little blurry.

January 2007 (sssh we’re not speaking to 2006. Let’s just say there were no changes. Move on, nothing to see here.)

I’d finally made it out to see my stylist and had lots of spiffy layers to bring out the curl. Except for that one spike of bangs that’s threatening to take out my eye. Good thing I was wearing glasses for protection *nods wisely*

Due to the demise of my beloved laptop (and the fact that I have to be at work in 20 minutes), I’m picking this one as my “good hair pic”

The Author

PS – Hair Thursday is in on this gig too.