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The backup laptop has a pentium III processor and a whopping 192 mb of ram. whywhyWHY did I keep it? It never fails – fill the bowl with bleach and everybody has to go potty RIGHTNOW. Flooring, round 2 coming up. Dear Teen Driver: I don’t care how loud the bass is [...]

Abundant Shopping (brainfried edition)

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My calculator tells me that I get to spend $51,200 today. I also realized that I need to make a list of things already “purchased” so I don’t forget something – like I already did

The kids are getting new clothes – $6000 between the three of them.

A new van for [...]