Goals and Resolutions oh my!

This entry is part 1 of 3 in the series Goals and Resolutions 2012

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If I set goals and made resolutions for 2011, I certainly didn’t blog about them. SO! New year, new stuff.

Resolution: Get healthy My diet is slowly improving, and (y’all can tell) I’m cooking more. But I need to do more. Therefore:

Goal: exercise more. There for the longest time I made the [...]

Interlude: Humiliations Galore

This entry is part 4 of 10 in the series atypicalrelationship

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His parents went to Greensboro for dinner and a hotel room to celebrate a special family occasion.

Which means that we had one of the very few chances for us to have some quiet alone time.

After a full day that involved trying to pull the toilet in my bathroom to unclog it [...]

Timing, they say, is everything.

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There is a man I run into with an irregular regularity at the grocery store. Which is to say that he always catches my attention, but rarely at an opportune moment for conversation.

Today was such an occasion. A quick trip, a dash, a dart for forgotten ingredients – get in, get [...]

Strep. AGAIN.

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I have strep for the second time in a month. The doctor asked me if I’d been exposed.

I looked at him over my glasses and said “I work in a grocery store”.

He nodded, sighed and handed me the script for my SECOND round of antibiotics.

So, my friends, hear my cry:

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Be kind to your Cashier today.

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For those of you in the grocery store: We’re sorry you’re standing in line, but if there were anyone else available to run a register, they would BE running one. We know you’re tired and stressed and still have to COOK that cart full of stuff you just bought. No, scanning your discount [...]

Unconscious Mutterings Week 252

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No, I haven’t done all two hundred fifty-two of them. I probably should, though.

Music :: classical Insanity :: isn’t just a diagnosis, it’s a way of life. Curtain :: call Nickname :: Tink Container :: flatbed Roast :: beep, beddy thing*** Thong :: no. Just no. Purple :: people eater Holidays :: [...]