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Interlude: Humiliations Galore

This entry is part 4 of 10 in the series atypicalrelationship

His parents went to Greensboro for dinner and a hotel room to celebrate a special family occasion.

Which means that we had one of the very few chances for us to have some quiet alone time.

After a full day that involved trying to pull the toilet in my bathroom to unclog it (can’t do it – [...]

Timing, they say, is everything.

There is a man I run into with an irregular regularity at the grocery store. Which is to say that he always catches my attention, but rarely at an opportune moment for conversation.

Today was such an occasion. A quick trip, a dash, a dart for forgotten ingredients – get in, get out, [...]

Strep. AGAIN.

I have strep for the second time in a month. The doctor asked me if I’d been exposed.

I looked at him over my glasses and said “I work in a grocery store”.

He nodded, sighed and handed me the script for my SECOND round of antibiotics.

So, my friends, hear my cry:

IF YOU ARE SICK [...]

Be kind to your Cashier today.

For those of you in the grocery store: We’re sorry you’re standing in line, but if there were anyone else available to run a register, they would BE running one. We know you’re tired and stressed and still have to COOK that cart full of stuff you just bought. No, scanning your [...]

Unconscious Mutterings Week 252

No, I haven’t done all two hundred fifty-two of them. I probably should, though.

Music :: classical
Insanity :: isn’t just a diagnosis, it’s a way of life.
Curtain :: call
Nickname :: Tink
Container :: flatbed
Roast :: beep, beddy thing***
Thong :: no. Just no.
Purple :: people eater
Holidays :: havoc
Christmas [...]