Signs point to NO

This entry is part 2 of 3 in the series I'm the man of the house.

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This is the hole my drying rack was standing in. I was going to walk down to the creek and get a bucket of sand (instead of dirt) until I found

the hideout of SWEET JESUS!!!!! the Mousekiller. (Approximately 18-24″ long blacksnake)

Oooookay. So I’ll weedeat instead. Only…

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You can call me Mary.

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This morning, I called into 107.5 WKZL. The topic of the morning was “herpes” and of course, I had to call in. And I’m cringing now because I asked them to disguise my voice and give me an anonymous name. (Now you know I get a FAIL at knee-jerk reactions. Anxiety disorder, remember??!!??)

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