Kid does not want to get out of bed.
Kid gets pulled out of bed by me – and then noodle legs himself into the floor.
Kid gets picked back up by me AGAIN, landed on his feet, and gently nudged in the general direction of the kitchen. Noodle legs again.
My head explodes just a smidge, [...]
I was up late last night after work making sure that bags were packed and clothes were out. It took me an obscene amount of time to pick out the “right” outfits for their First Day of School. (Yes, there was weeping.)
At the breakfast table, the boys decided they wanted to bring their [...]
My calculator tells me that I get to spend $51,200 today. I also realized that I need to make a list of things already “purchased” so I don’t forget something – like I already did
The kids are getting new clothes – $6000 between the three of them.
A new van for [...]
Clothes for me, complete with tailoring. And to complete the fantasy, I’ve put all my measurements into the Land’s End “My Virtual Model” to see what would happen when I tried on jeans. Unfortunately (?) I haven’t been able to reproduce my real-life fitting woes on it – it doesn’t matter what size [...]
You sure have come a long way in the last few years, huh? Listen, thanks for not exploding when my blood pressure took off. Hell, thanks for not exploding during that last month of pregnancy. It really means a lot to me that you were able to keep it together through all [...]
Lorelle issued a Blog Challenge: Blog About Being Big – aka Successful. Specifically, to write about a moment when I felt “big”, or to write “what it would look like if I were big”.
When I first read her post yesterday, I was all prepared to pick and choose between conquering anxiety attacks, restarting college [...]
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