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A NonTraditional Father’s Day

  • Posted on June 15, 2008 at 11:26 am

Dear Babydaddies:

Thank you. Thank you for helping me make my beautiful babies. They are my greatest treasure, and my One True Reason for living.

Thank you for staying out of their lives. I know it sounds crappy to say it like that and I wish I could say it better but I don’t quite know how. You’re out of state and can rarely visit, and I want you to be more than a Disney Daddy to them.

(You know what a Disney Daddy is, right? The guy who shows up, spends the weekend with the kids at an amusement park, completely ignores all of Mommy’s Rules of Behavior and ultimately leaves the kids cranky/nauseous/disoriented and upset when you go back to your life and they’re stuck with the realitysmack.)

Thank you for everything you’re (not) doing.

I’m spending $400 on

  • Posted on June 15, 2008 at 9:00 am

A trip to Carowinds. Gasoline, admission, food, and a hotel room so I don’t hafta haul our exhausted cranky behinds home after spending all day in an amusement park.

I’m participating in The Millionaire Mommy Next Door’s abundant life spending spree

Subway discriminates against homeschoolers, ohnoes!!!!!

  • Posted on May 26, 2008 at 11:03 am

Subwaygate. They’re calling it Subwaygate now. Subway is having a contest and the grand prize winner gets ATHLETIC EQUIPMENT FOR YOUR CHILD’S SCHOOL ($5000 VALUE) (caps and emphasis mine). They are not giving away CASH, they are giving EQUIPMENT of a specified dollar amount. And some (drama-loving, imho) parents have taken offense, shrieking discrimination because the contest specifically says “No home schools will be accepted.”

This is not discrimination, people. This is a corporation setting the rules for a giveaway. They don’t *have* to give anything – corporations reinvest funds back into the business all the time. Corporations make private donations all the time.

My children are homeschooled and I do not want $5000 worth of equipment, thankyouverymuch. We already have a corner full of toys that go untouched, why would I want to add to that? And honestly, I want to know what YOU are going to do with $5000 worth of equipment. (Unless you’re the Duggar family. Then? Totally understandable.)

Here’s an idea: instead of slamming Subway for a perceived slight why not email them and ask for a homeschool *specific* contest? Perhaps with a prize more geared to a homeschool family, such as a package of zoo/museum passes, amusement park passes (nothing like going to Disney when all the drones are in school, baby), books and manipulatives.

While you’re stewing over that idea, I want you to take a deep breath. Step away from The Drama. It’s doing nothing but raising your blood pressure and generally making you unpleasant to be around. Remember:

Offense is taken. Please practice portion control.