I was in the dairy section when I looked up and there he was. A regular customer that I wanted to get to know better outside of work.
He mentioned a 20 yr old daughter and I asked “How do you make it past 16 without wanting to KILL THEM DEAD??!!??” He reiterated the mantra I’ve [...]
Dear Potential Blind Date:
If I offer to hop on your lap, you say “YES PLEASE!!! Where would you like to meet??!!??”
(not “You’d run screaming”.)
If I say “I have the next two days off”, you say “I would love to take you to dinner tomorrow night.”
(not “I haven’t worked in years”.)
Sincerely,
The chick who’s NOT going out [...]
A person's a person, no matter how small.
A jerk is a jerk, no matter how cute. #
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He recently moved to the area and shops at my store. He has a boyish face, with blue eyes and a sweet shy smile. He came through my line, and I thought it was cute [...]
I have a dating site profile. It has been the source of two dates, bunches of messages and ENDLESS entertainment. You would not believe what some people will say to a complete stranger.
I’ve learned that keeping my expectations low = a decent enough date. Moderate-to-decent conversation and a meal. That’s all I ask. Impress me [...]
Emily: I reopened my OKC profile
jami: oh?
Emily: yeh
jami: masochist.
I could say I’m just there for the tests, I could say “hope springs eternal”. Honestly, I don’t know why I re-upped it but it’s there for at least a week (because OKC won’t allow you to reactivate and then immediately deactivate).
Here’s to hope…