I’m just about over Halloween. We live at the end of a dead-end street at the bottom of a hill (read: no trick-or-treaters).
I don’t have the time, patience, or inclination to get into shape enough for the typical “Slutty ________________” costume.
That whole zombie fetish y’all have going on? And that whole “vampires that sparkle” thing?
Yeah. You killed my Halloween. IT’S YOUR FAULT!
*nyah*