Em and the Possibilities There are no guarantees in life…only the possibilities

He messaged me while I was checking my messages. I clicked through to his profile while we chatted. Okay, I just looked at his pics and ignored the profile.

Cute, yeah? Kinda? Uniform and all, y’all.

He said he was from a small town in Texas. I asked which one and he said… Dallas.

Dallas is many things in Texas. A “small” town? Not so much.

So we simply MUST look at his profile:

tunnellife

41 / M / Straight / Single
Tuscaloosa, Alabama (471 miles)

I am Simple, Easy-Going, and principled.

My Self-Summary
I grew up traveling the world, both personally and professionally, and gained experience through different cultures and societies. I love to ride motorcycles, still travel often, sail boats when I get the chance, and read as often as I can.

I have lots of friends scattered about the globe and feel that the diversity that I have experienced has really molded my character. I am very tolerant and patient and a devoted individual.

I would like to meet someone to enjoy all the things that are available in life. For some this would be enjoying a ride through country roads on a weekend, enjoying a great dinner, dancing, or listening to a great live band. I am all about having fun without the pressure of “what is the next step.” If something develops out of our encounters that is more serious; that is great.

But if the relationship were to be serious, my real “ideal mate” must understand what a real relationship is. Since I like to read, I have studied many ancient writings through my travels. Some I live by and some I take to heart

That first sentence is a.ma.zing. And long.
And I have studied many ancient cow patties. This smells just like one.

What I’m doing with my life
I am looking for Love as its once left me. This time am ready to Hold tight to it.

I’m really good at
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… Playing Instrument and dancing when possible with my friends..

Playing Instrument. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, y’all.

The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.. Blue like the clouds..

Uhm. I really don’t want to know what kind of pollution is in the area that would make the clouds blue. I’m certainly not going there though. Nor would I be interested in dating (or anything else) someone with eyes blue like the clouds…

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Mills and Boom
Best Sellers

Are we talking about the book publisher Mills and Boon? or the band Mills and Boom? And which Best Sellers?

The six things I could never do without
Eat
Sleep
Dancing
Instrument Playing
Football
Counseling

I’m glad you admit you need counseling. That’s a good place to start. Also, I like how we go from “eat sleep” to “dancing, playing”. Verb usage: learn it.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
About How i am going to be the Future Counseling Pro of All time..

….Future Counseling Pro of All time. Is there some sort of pro bowl for Counseling that I didn’t know about? Padding, helmet and guards? Uniform?

On a typical Friday night I am
I am home sleeping or reading..

Which does not necessarily match up with fatigues and being stationed outside the US. Don’t step in that one, y’all! It’s a REAL stinker.

You should message me if
if you think I spark your light… LOL

There’s not a soldier on the planet that would publish a line like that. At least…I don’t think.

I called bullshit when he messaged me again. He asked me to turn on my webcam. I declined, but told him he’s more than welcome to turn his on. He said…

i have found that women fall in love with pictures and not the person in real
a real person
the you need to see me
accept it and see me now honey

So I did. The result?

Seriously.