where you look at the clock and realize that it’s WAAAAY later than you meant to stay up but the homework is all finally done (YAY!) and you can go to bed now but noooo, you really can’t go to bed because the dog is asleep on the floor and if you move you’ll wake the dog and you don’t want to wake her so you sleep on the sofa?
Now you know why I believe dogs should sleep outside in their dog houses. Then I don’t have to have this kind of conversation with you at one-fifteen in the morning. Or the guilt.
Especially the guilt.
I’m no stranger to conversations at 1:15.