Take one teen. Add in a puppy with fleas. Tell the teen “Take the pup OUTSIDE to comb the fleas off, then shampoo him. OUTSIDE.” Come home from work to find a nasty flea comb sitting next to the sofa, flea shampoo in the bathroom, and wet doggy-smelling towels strewn everywhere.
Find said puppy under YOUR bed.
SO for the next month or so, I’m going to be vacuuming obsessively, sprinkling diatomaceous earth everywhere and there will more than likely be profanity involved.
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The pressure switch went out in our wellhouse. I called the plumber and asked if he could change it. He said he’d be glad to, then asked how I knew it was the pressure switch. I told him.
Up until that moment, I’d never heard a man’s jaw drop on the phone.
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We went to see Mamaw over the holiday weekend. It was a gigantic WOW in the middle of an otherwise normal week. I used it as an opportunity to test the limits of my cellphone to keep me connected. The good news is it was enough to keep me from feeling like I was totally out of the loop. It is not, however, a complete laptop replacement.
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I know it makes some of you want to stab your eyes out, but I’m looking for a tweet importer again. I hope you’ll stick with me while I experiment.
On this day..
- A late mutter - 2007
- Didn’t I just do this? ;) - 2004
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