My new Favoritest Plugin “Known Limitations” warning

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It still won’t do the dishes.

Tagline Rotator Plugin for WordPress.

The Jello Shot that Won’t Melt Experiment

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can be found here. In that post, they will tell you exactly how much alcohol you can add before the gelatin will lose its structural integrity.

This post on the same site will tell you how to make some pretty tasty jello shots using liquers and different flavor combinations.

So please, go see [...]

The Helplessness of Parenting

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I think by know everyone knows there is no instruction manual that comes with a freshly birthed baby. There are loads of books, but you have to pick and choose and try different things before you find one that works for your family. You hold your baby’s hand as they learn to walk, [...]

Mutterings Week 285

Tweet Intimated :: that they were lovers Brush :: hair Masquerade :: ball Procedure :: to follow Tattoos :: delicious Square :: peg Tuck :: and roll Boyfriend :: newp Badass :: yup Thousand :: Island

Your turn!

My Blogging Software: Then and Now

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Once upon a time, in a horridly ugly alternate universe, there lived a Scary Webpage. Although the images weren’t indexed by the Wayback Machine, thanks to a friend, I can show you it.

Click the image if you want to biggie-size it. Also? A different friend sent the image to me [...]

Moosh, give my hair a Whoorl. Please.

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The Challenge: A picture of your Horrid Hair Past, a picture of a Really Good Hair Day, and where you stand today.

I decided to limit the pictures of my Horrid Hair Past to styles I am responsible for, and to stuff that I have digitally already. Y’all know how I am – [...]

Unconscious Mutterings | Archives

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Unconscious Mutterings | Week 284

Notification :: letter Cheat :: spouse Top Ten :: Letterman Draft :: dodge Unbelievable :: deal Cheap :: no, frugal. Spontaneous :: kiss Harass :: annoy Lipstick :: mystic Transpire :: sneaky!

Internet addiction: Broken Laptop Edition

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Say a prayer or three for me today y’all. Light a candle, chant, dance naked in the sunlight I don’t care – just send me happy computer thoughts. The plug to my laptop finally said “oh HELL naw” and popped out when I disconnected it today. Does anyone know how to repair this [...]

Let’s check in on the goals, shallwe?

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You know, the stuff I talked about at the end of January.

I didn’t get my GPA up. Flunked another class, as a matter of fact. There’s always the fall semester, ASSuming I actually go back to Salem (The jury is still out on that matter).

We haven’t travelled yet. We’re going to [...]

But Wait! There’s More! Salem College Again

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The Winston-Salem Journal has interviewed Jacqueline McBride, the director of communications at Salem College about the Salem Youtube college tour video I mentioned.

In the interview, she says exactly what I would expect from a starstruck teen: “I’d be a fool not to use it”.

Ms. McBride, please – be a fool. You’re [...]