Stuffed animals. Holiday chocolate. (I know you think I’m breaking girlcode here, but please note I said HOLIDAY chocolate. It’s too sweet and generally nasty. General rule of thumb – if you can find it in a drugstore or low-end grocery? just say no.) Mass-produced card with pre-expressed sentiment. Expensive dinner out because it’s Valentine’s Day and that’s what you *do* on Valentine’s Day. Flowers. (Hello there allergies!)
Got it?
Now can we please move from the nauseating pepto pink and manufactured sentiment to the innocent pastels of Easter?
Please say Ghirardelli chocolates are okay! ;o)
Ghirardelli chocolates get the thumbs up
. When I was writing that, all I could think of was the hundreds of pounds of fitty cent chocolate-flavored sugar and vegetable oil that everyone buys.
It makes me throw up a lil in my mouf just thinkin’ about it.
Amen. That waxy chocolate is SO disgusting. If you can’t get me the good stuff, don’t get me anything at all.