Are you tired of dealing with a frisky 14-year-old girl? Sick of that sass sass sass all.damn.day.long? Tired of worrying that Some Boy is going to bring her to ruin? Well have I got news for you! Marry Our Daughter is
an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their Daughters.We charge a variable fee per listing, depending on the bride price requested and other factors. Potential grooms are not charged. We do not assist in negotiations, we only provide introductions.
Yes, that’s right, folks. Sell Marry your daughter to the pedophile down the road highest bidder man creep guy who agrees to your “bride price” on this website and you too can get out of the trailer park. REALLY!
“At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!”—Mr. Jack M.
Just remember – it’s mentioned in the Bible, therefore it MUST be right.
Please tell me that the “Marry Our Daughter” website, is a parody.
If not, someone should investigate these warped bastards and go after them, legally. This is abhorrent in a modern western civilization.
At this point, I’m going with the belief that it’s a parody site. My brain won’t let me believe otherwise at the moment.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp
The Urban Legen Reference Pages are usually the first place I check on these things.
Thanks Larry
Now I feel like a goob for getting all fired up.
Although I AM tempted to show this site to my nonstop sassy teen and say “any more lip from you and I’m marryin’ you off!!!!”
muahahahahahahaha
I couldnt fathom that something like that could be real, so im glad Snopes weighed in on it.
..now, how about some Bonsai Kittens?
Don’t feel like a goob. It’s a parody, but not too far removed from non-spoofs like these:
One couple’s story:
http://www.boldchristianliving.com/site/articles/romance3.php
Their update 15 years later:
http://www.kindlingpublications.com/articles/view.php?rid=23
Other articles:
http://www.fortifyingthefamily.com/Courtship_and_Betrothal.html
http://www.homeschooladvantage.us/index.cfm?website=88&UserID=0&Token=0&companycode=HA&thisPage=217
Wow.
I seriously have no words.
Just….wow.