Dear Professors: Yes, I really am that unorganized. Do not worry, never fear, I’m usually caught up by Fall break. I HAVE been doing the reading, I just haven’t printed out the things you wanted me to print out. My excuse? I hate printing in the lab with a passion. It requires me to touch a computer that gawd only knows WHO has sneezed on. The fact that the lab machines run different operating systems annoys me – and the machines with Windows 2000 do not recognize my thumbdrive. And I ran out of ink at home. The solution is for me to invest in a laser printer next pay period. That way I can print without worrying about the boys smudging freshly printed pages.
Love, Emily The Chaotic
Dear Van: I know you’re excited about being named “The Rocket Ship” by The Teen Brigade. I think it’s kinda cool too. You’re welcome for the $62 gasket that makes you purr instead of brapp – it’s been needed for a long time. However, we need to communicate better. I wanted to spend $200 on a digital camera this weekend, not on a tow and new alternator for you. But? Thank you for dying AT the red light instead of in the middle of that busy busy intersection.
Love, Emily The Owner of You
Dear Universe: Thank you so much for the break you gifted me with this morning. Home all alone. Just me, my homework, and laundry. Oh! The luxury of quiet…
Love, Emily The Relaxing
Dear Emily The Chaotic,
Don’t worry. After you have bought your new printer, your boys will all sneeze on it and contaminate it for life. Don’t be upset about the different operating systems in the lab that you will be avoiding with said new printer, your upgrade to WordPress 2.3 will certainly cause enough troubles to keep you busy while wiping your nose from the cold you caught using your new printer. You won’t have time to notice that you could print with no trouble, if you only felt well enough to do so.
Have a great semester!
Lisa The Blissfully Confused
Dear Lisa The Blissfully Confused,I do not fear the sneezes of my children, for we homeschool and I am VERY particular about who we hang out withduring sneezy-season. I’ve been with WordPress since 1.3? 1.5? and if this upgrade breaks, it will be the first time that’s EVER happened to me. (See me knockin’ on this huge tree right here?)Love,Emily The Germophobic Student