Em and the Possibilities There are no guarantees in life…only the possibilities

Dear Professors: Yes, I really am that unorganized. Do not worry, never fear, I’m usually caught up by Fall break. I HAVE been doing the reading, I just haven’t printed out the things you wanted me to print out. My excuse? I hate printing in the lab with a passion. It requires me to touch a computer that gawd only knows WHO has sneezed on. The fact that the lab machines run different operating systems annoys me – and the machines with Windows 2000 do not recognize my thumbdrive. And I ran out of ink at home. The solution is for me to invest in a laser printer next pay period. That way I can print without worrying about the boys smudging freshly printed pages.

Love, Emily The Chaotic

Dear Van: I know you’re excited about being named “The Rocket Ship” by The Teen Brigade. I think it’s kinda cool too. You’re welcome for the $62 gasket that makes you purr instead of brapp – it’s been needed for a long time. However, we need to communicate better. I wanted to spend $200 on a digital camera this weekend, not on a tow and new alternator for you. But? Thank you for dying AT the red light instead of in the middle of that busy busy intersection.

Love, Emily The Owner of You

Dear Universe: Thank you so much for the break you gifted me with this morning. Home all alone. Just me, my homework, and laundry. Oh! The luxury of quiet…

Love, Emily The Relaxing

since I fell asleep on the sofa last night. Again. While I was talking to Holly on AIM. (I’m so sorry honey!)

1. Crook :: and Chase
2. Career :: suicide
3. Freckles :: Judy Blume (Freckle Juice)
4. Scramble :: up the hill
5. Mistake :: will be made, others will be blamed
6. Telephone :: teen
7. Thank you :: Alanis
8. Obstruction :: of Justice
9. 24/7 :: relationship
10. SciFi :: channel

Week 243

1. Singles :: cruise
2. Blaze :: air
3. Sandwich :: with chips
4. Outside :: the lines
5. Gooey :: caramel
6. Industry :: executive
7. Exclusive :: interview
8. Warranty :: covered
9. Magical :: moment
10. Heels :: and toes

Now you!

Although, come to think about it – if you’ve had more than a few beers, that should look juuuust about right.

heh.

There’s a four-pack of wine in my fridge. You know, those individual small bottles that are so perfect for ONE glass without exposing the rest to oxygenation and general yuck? Yeah, those.

Which means there’s wine in My Mom’s fridge.

So far, however, most of the commentary has been along the lines of “WHAT is that in my fridge??!!??”

When a test post gets 35 comments.

Heh.

Mommy? Can you help me find my underwears? I’m kinda naked.

1. Rita :: Coolidge
2. Comedy :: Tragedy
3. Polar :: opposites
4. Idiots :: outnumbered
5. Perception :: skewed
6. Infected :: sinus
7. Fake :: tits
8. Relating :: to others
9. Distraction :: annoyance
10. Gamble :: don’t

Okay, your turn now!