If I were an astronaut today:

We’re going to caulk that hole and fly y’all home

Uhm, no. I think I’ll be waiting on that Star Trek Transporter Technology to be developed. I’m good. kthx.

1 comment to If I were an astronaut today:

  • Wayne

    Stealing does make baby Jesus cry – I’ve seen it… and let’s just say I’d describe it as copious amounts (think Ark)! Also, during the act itself, I also witnessed the Devil sharpening a pitchfork. I hope whomever stole’t from you gets forked, repeatedly, rapidly, and without any lubricating jell-ae!

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