teaching a gum-chewing six year old how to blow bubbles.
Just so you know.
Dan came in and asked me how to blow a bubble. I said “I can’t teach you right now, I’m not chewing gum!”
Joe to the rescue: He took HIS gum out of his mouth, pulled my lower lip down, and placed his gum lovingly on my tongue with a “dere you go, Mommy!!!”
Say it with me now: AaaawEEEEEW.