Think my dreams are trying to tell me something?

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Last night – I’d hired someone to repair water damage in my bathroom. He fixed the front deck. The front deck *needed* repair, but it wasn’t what I’d hired him for. I told Mom to pay the guy for repairing the bathroom when it got done, but that we hadn’t agreed on a [...]

G’head. Roll.

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Take the quiz at dicepool.com

You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a “Caltrop”, or (to a lesser degree) “Ol’ Pointy”. This crap bores you, so I’ll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. [...]

Okay, I get it.

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The Teen and I were in the car today when Borderline came on the radio. She enjoyed it very much – up until I pointed out that it was Madonna. Then?

That is NOT Madonna.

Yeah, it is, hun. Trust me. I’ll show you the video on youtube when we get home.

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It’s Sunday, you know what that means?

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Another slice of my subconscious:

Deputy :: Barney Name :: say my Arrested :: development Trade :: off Old :: hat Fingerprint :: smudge Dwarf :: Red Newspaper :: print Gabriel :: Angel Certificate :: of completion

Your turn!

If only you could see me right now…

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I picked up a USB keyboard and mouse at Goodwill today for eight.whole.dollars.

insert scream of joy here

I didn’t realize how badly I missed them until I plugged them in. It took about 5 minutes for the urge to reach for the touchpad to wear off.

The laptop is now happily ensconced [...]

Open mouth, stand there.

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I ran into a highschool classmate while at the store today.

I’m pretty confident that 90% of my end of the conversation consisted of me standing there moving my mouth while nothing came out. Knew what I wanted to say, could NOT manage to get it out.

I hate it when that happens.

Feed reader update

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I took my issues with NewsFox to the developer in the form of having it open in a new tab and clarification as to what I would like to see in categorization.

Given the overall lack of enthusiasm by the developer (in the first link I asked if said dev was being deliberately [...]

Pet peeve

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People, please. Meme is prounounced “meem” with the ee sound like “bee”.

Got it?

Meeeeeeeem.

I have some news that will surprise some of you…

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I know it goes against everything you grew up with, but it’s time you knew the truth and adjusted your lives accordingly.

*takes a deep breath*

That lovely yellow/white kernelled thing you’re holding in your hands? After you picked it out of your garden and shucked it?

Y’know….corn.

um. Maybe you should sit [...]

What would YOU do with one hundred and sixty *million*

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pixels? I know what I would do – panoramic views of my kids on the toilet; a full 360 degree tour of the falling down shed; maybe a poster-sized picture of Dad’s Redneck Landscaping Fabric. Oh, and the cows. Can’t forget pictures of my neighbor’s cows for the boys…

Go look at the [...]