Last night – I’d hired someone to repair water damage in my bathroom. He fixed the front deck. The front deck *needed* repair, but it wasn’t what I’d hired him for. I told Mom to pay the guy for repairing the bathroom when it got done, but that we hadn’t agreed on a price for [...]
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Take the quiz at dicepool.com You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a “Caltrop”, or (to a lesser degree) “Ol’ Pointy”. This crap bores you, so I’ll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, [...] The Teen and I were in the car today when Borderline came on the radio. She enjoyed it very much – up until I pointed out that it was Madonna. Then? That is NOT Madonna. Yeah, it is, hun. Trust me. I’ll show you the video on youtube when we get home. So we [...] Another slice of my subconscious: Deputy :: Barney Your turn! I picked up a USB keyboard and mouse at Goodwill today for eight.whole.dollars. insert scream of joy here I didn’t realize how badly I missed them until I plugged them in. It took about 5 minutes for the urge to reach for the touchpad to wear off. The laptop is now happily ensconced on the recliner footrest, [...] I ran into a highschool classmate while at the store today. I’m pretty confident that 90% of my end of the conversation consisted of me standing there moving my mouth while nothing came out. Knew what I wanted to say, could NOT manage to get it out. I hate it when that happens. I took my issues with NewsFox to the developer in the form of having it open in a new tab and clarification as to what I would like to see in categorization. Given the overall lack of enthusiasm by the developer (in the first link I asked if said dev was being deliberately obtuse, and [...] People, please. Meme is prounounced “meem” with the ee sound like “bee”. Got it? Meeeeeeeem. I know it goes against everything you grew up with, but it’s time you knew the truth and adjusted your lives accordingly. *takes a deep breath* That lovely yellow/white kernelled thing you’re holding in your hands? After you picked it out of your garden and shucked it? Y’know….corn. um. Maybe you should sit down – this might just [...] pixels? I know what I would do – panoramic views of my kids on the toilet; a full 360 degree tour of the falling down shed; maybe a poster-sized picture of Dad’s Redneck Landscaping Fabric. Oh, and the cows. Can’t forget pictures of my neighbor’s cows for the boys… Go look at the [...] |
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