Holly stopped babbling long enough to interview me…

1) What fictional character would you like to meet? Why?
You mean I gotta choose just one??!!?? ACK!

ONE??!!??

Okay, one.

One one one one one one one. *flips through the mental rolodex* One. Fictional. Character.

You did this to me on purpose, didn’t you?

One. Uhm. Hrm.

I give up. I’ve been sitting on this interview for two days trying to think of an answer. I Just can’t pick ONE!!!!

2) Are you the adult you envisioned yourself to be? Why or Why not?

To be honest, I never envisioned myself as an “adult”. And I’m pretty positive that most of the folks I went through school with would be absolutely gobsmacked to find out that I’ve managed to reproduce a few times. And that I blog…

3) What’s your favorite book? Why?

Again with the “one”? I don’t have The Ring, I promise!!!!

You KNOW what my bookshelves look like, WHY are you asking me to pick *one*?

Anyways….

I continually refer to The Complete Tightwad Gazette. Out of the very many books on my shelves, this one has the most notes written in the borders LOL. It’s chock full of black-belt tightwaddery, and I can read it and say “I’m not quite that desperate yet!” or “Wow, I never thought of that…we’ll have to try it!” My World Famous Basic Pizza Dough is the Tightwad Gazette recipe (and yes, I know – now that I’ve mentioned it, I have to post a cook-along )

4) Why do you blog?

When I started blogging, it was a way for me to work through the breakup, moving back in with my folks, and that post-partum hormone crash. It’s cheaper than a psychiatrist, yanno, and I don’t have to schedule an appointment or limit myself to an hour (or whatever passes for standard psych appointments these days). To be honest, I’ve considered deleting the first year or two of my archives because it makes me cringe. Right now, I’m leaving them – I just don’t READ them.

I still blog because I’ve gotten in the habit. Telling stories has always come naturally to me, and once the realization that every.single.detail. isn’t really necessary, it’s become easier. I’ve never worried about “who’s reading”, although I’m endlessly fascinated by my “search string” stats. Ditto with blogvertising – this is an exercise in self-indulgence. Therefore, sticking ads in my backyard ain’t happenin’ anytime soon. Also, it’s a good way to let my friends get a general idea of what’s happening in our lives without having to worry about time differences.

5) What super power would you like to have?

That’s a good question. I already have the ability to detect scent at a ridiculous distance, and I’m invisible (easier to pounce that way, y’know)….hrm. Does Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth count as a superpower? Bondage and honesty in one fell swoop….

If not, then I think I’ll have to go with the ability to mega-refresh myself. I’d like to be able to get through the day without worrying that I’ll collapse from exhaustion before the boys are in bed.

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