EmPossibility

I’m behind. Very far behind.

And I’m tired. Very tired.

I need to read. I’m too tired to comprehend what I’m reading.

I need to write papers. I’m too tired to …..

You will buy a new bottle of medication. Your child will consume precisely ONE teaspoon out of this new bottle, at which point the illness will be cured.

If you are a student, you WILL miss class the week before your first exams of the semester.

If you have more than one child, they will regain [...]

Trip #1: the newfangled “Thinstrips” and ibuprofen liquid $20

Trip #2: for the old standby pseudoephedrine when thinstrips fail miserably: $7
Trip #2.5: to the pharmacy across the street when pharmacy #1 doesn’t carry Sudafed liquid (childrens OR adults)

Trip #3: Battery for our “earmometer”, saline nasal spray, earmometer covers – $10

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