You will buy a new bottle of medication. Your child will consume precisely ONE teaspoon out of this new bottle, at which point the illness will be cured.
If you are a student, you WILL miss class the week before your first exams of the semester.
If you have more than one child, they will regain health at different rates. The now-healthy child WILL annoy the everluvvin crap out of the still-sick child with taunts of “C’mon, let’s go OUTSIDE to play!”
This post brought to you by “I’m sick of wiping snotty noses, goopy eyes, and hearing croupy coughs”
Don’t even get me started. I’m still battling a sinus infection because I couldn’t afford the $150 Rx I was given to cure it. Why? Because my son needed $600 in medicines for his sickness/asthma/allergies all in the same day.
We went to another doctor because I didn’t believe in overmedicating this kid that only weighs 30 lbs. She confirmed, he didn’t need all that. He need some albuterol and some sunshine.
And $600 later I’m still sniffling…how does that work?