Em and the Possibilities There are no guarantees in life…only the possibilities

Him: Mommy, do you want to play this game with me?

Me: Honey, I need to finish the dishes right now. I will play Chutes and Ladders with you LATER – after I finish the dishes.

Him: Shits and Ladders?

Cedar Spray does NOT smell good when sprayed on an artificial Christmas Tree.

My daughter (13) has a friend that wears Axe cologne. She loves the scent so much that she bought a bottle, and periodically sprays objects in her room with it (like teddy bears). Our cousin is spending the night and doesn’t like the smell of Axe. So, why does our house absolutely REEK of the stuff?

Because our cousin sprayed it in the room.

So how’d the conversation go? A bit like this:

Thank you for spraying that lemon-scented odor killer.
You’re welcome. I thought you didn’t like the smell of Axe?
I don’t.
So…uh. Why did you SPRAY it then?
*sheepish grin*
Because, y’know…usually when I don’t like a smell, I do everything I can to AVOID the smell.
I’m going back into the room. Can you spray some of that lemon in the room?

Speed Dating at the Lone Star Steakhouse

Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? Let’s get some details, shallwe? I haven’t had a date since August, and I’ve never been speed-dating – but it could be fun, right? Can I ask anymore questions? *heh*

ONE SESSION OFFERED… Better act now!!!

7 – 8:30pm for the 27 – 37 age range Okay, I’m good.

Who: All Single Professionals, Oh wait. Nevermind

or
Billy’s Been Botox’d
or
…oh hell widdit. Just watch. Watch and cry, now that Billy’s not a Badass anymore. Can someone hand me a tissue?

No thanks to Holly for that. I’ll be busy bleaching my brain now…