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Him: Mommy, do you want to play this game with me?
Me: Honey, I need to finish the dishes right now. I will play Chutes and Ladders with you LATER – after I finish the dishes.
Him: Shits and Ladders?
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Tweet My daughter (13) has a friend that wears Axe cologne. She loves the scent so much that she bought a bottle, and periodically sprays objects in her room with it (like teddy bears). Our cousin is spending the night and doesn’t like the smell of Axe. So, why does our house absolutely REEK [...] Tweet Speed Dating at the Lone Star Steakhouse Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? Let’s get some details, shallwe? I haven’t had a date since August, and I’ve never been speed-dating – but it could be fun, right? Can I ask anymore questions? *heh* ONE SESSION OFFERED… Better act now!!! 7 – 8:30pm for the [...] Tweet or Billy’s Been Botox’d or …oh hell widdit. Just watch. Watch and cry, now that Billy’s not a Badass anymore. Can someone hand me a tissue? No thanks to Holly for that. I’ll be busy bleaching my brain now… |
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