Kissing off 2006:

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January: was mostly spent recovering from Christmas and cleaning out my closet.

February: I celebrated/mourned my 3 yr “divorciversary” on the 13th. Joe categorically refused to sleep in his brand new “big boy” toddler bed. School starts, but I missed the first two weeks of class because The Kids were Sick. The Grand [...]

I want to turn in my Eco-Awareness badge

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but the kid won’t let me. It’s time, I’m done, I know it’s better for the environment if I keep the system we have but after five solid years I want you, Dear Reader, to know that I am

SICK OF WASHING CLOTH DIAPERS

I’ve done my part for not stuffing the dump [...]

Global warming affects us all:

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A quick word on my product reviews:

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I am in no way, shape, or form paid by ANYONE to review these things.

Although I briefly experimented with advertising here, I ultimately decided that it’s not something I want to keep up with.

Those who forget are doomed to repeat…

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Most Americans Have Had Premarital Sex

“This is reality-check research,” said the study’s author, Lawrence Finer. “Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades.”

Actually, it’s been that way since the pre-Colonial era. There’s a gracious plenty of research and historical documentation out there on [...]

My past life: Analyzed

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Enter your birthdate here.

Your past life diagnosis: I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-Center around the year 1450. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer. Your brief psychological [...]

If you see me in the store, hide!

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Because I just can’t STOP myself!

A former co-worker was wandering his way through the toy section. He had the absolutely CUTEST lil girl riding shotgun, and I picked that gorgeous chunka baby up and got a hug. She was none too pleased to be relegated to the buggy again.

Moments like [...]

The book report I want to write:

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This book is a very nice historical treatise on sex in the Colonies.

A book about sex really shouldn’t be “nice”. Even when talking about the Puritans and their schizophrenia about sexual relations.

There’s not a good wank in the whole thing. Three hundred and forty pages of text – there should be [...]

For the first time in forever….

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I’m sending out Christmas cards this year.

I really really should have taken pen in hand and written “lipsum” a time or three before filling out the first card – it looks like a hyperactive nutcase wrote it.

Oh wait, I AM a hyperactive nutcase.

Nevermind.

The blog entry I had planned for today has been postponed…

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Mom fell down the porch steps last night. She’s OK – last night she was convinced everything was OK, but today she decided she wanted X-rays after all. But? No ER ifyouplease, Primecare is right around the corner, and they can do it all there.

1 hour in the waiting room. 1 hour [...]