How to write a paper, Emily-style

Tweet Receive your assignment – you have the entire semester to write it. Breeze through the online journals at school. Realize there’s nothing related specifically to your topic. Schedule a meeting with your instructor. Tell the instructor you haven’t been able to find anything – there’s all kinds of stuff in the category, but [...]

Dear Spammers:

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While I sincerely appreciate the links to “big tits”, the simple fact is – all I need to do is look down. What I’d like to see is my toes – without having to hold them out of the way.

Think you could arrange that for me? Hmmmmmm?

Love,

Me.

On this date in the past:

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I didn’t write anything in 2003. I didn’t write anything in 2004.

In 2005, I was hugely conflicted on the subject of filing for child support. The reasons for the conflict remain the same, but the anxiety turned out to be pointless. I wrote:

I want baby daddy to pay child support. [...]

Y’know, I never thought I’d need to say this….

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but apparently, it does indeed need to be said.

This is MY blog. I post MY thoughts, beliefs, issues, or lack thereof.

When I put up a “not sure what to talk about” post like I did the other day, it is NOT a request for you to write a post for me. [...]