Little drops of….Me.

Hi, welcome to Overpriced Neighborhood Chain Store, can I help you?
Hi, I called about whether you had a DB9 gender changer.
*blank look* Is that a…..?
It’s a computer part. I need the male-to-male connector.
Male to male?
Yeah, see how it has 9 holes on each side? The only way to get two male endings to connect is to put a female between them. *blink blink*
…oooooookay. That’ll be $(more than the GNP of a third world country). Thank you for shopping!

Thank you, thank you! *curtsies* I’ll be here……FOREVER!!!!!