How to tell your Professor is on crack:

You find out your final exam will be on only 3 chapters.

Three chapters that you have NOT covered yet in class.

You have three class sessions left before the end of the semester.

You get assured by your Prof that those three chapters WILL BE COVERED in class and that you will not be “left hanging”.

…to be continued

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