‘Twas the day after Christmas
and all through the house
The OCD Mommy
was starting to grouse.
The stockings were flung
’round the room with glee
The packages had been yanked
from under the tree.
“Be careful!” she exclaimed
“Don’t lose those small parts!”
But they ignored her and played on,
those endearing little farts.
She dashed around the room
quick as a wink
wielding the mop
to clean up a spilled drink.
Her eyes, how they glared
her nose, how it flared
“They’re doing it on purpose!
I didn’t think they’d DARE!”
As she surveyed her domain,
an idea rang true
“I’ll throw them in the bath -
it’s the PERFECT thing to do.”
I kept getting interrupted, so I couldn’t quite get my hands on an ending. Given the nature of the subject material, I thought it best if I went ahead and published it anyway.
On this day..
- Missed photo op - 2003
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