Glad you asked!
Joe woke up at 730 and didn’t go back to sleep.
Alannah and B came home from their sleepover (at B’s house) at 745.
They woke Dan up at 8 (2 hours early) by blaring the radio.
I found out B is sleeping over tonight at 9.
Dan refused to eat link sausage. Or patty sausage. Or ANY sausage. He wanted bacon. A tantrum was narrowly avoided with pancakes with vanilla syrup.
Argued with Alannah over emptying the dishwasher (her chore). B did it for her. (You could’ve knocked me over with a feather from that one!)
Made hot dogs, pizza, mac & cheese, and PB&j for lunch. Short order chef needed anywhere?
Loaded the dishwasher for the 2nd time. (today will end up being a 3 load day)
Went to the store and got 30 minutes of nice peaceful quiet time.
Came home, unloaded the trunk, and found Joe smeared from head to toe in Aquaphor. I had the 14 oz tub – and it was nearly new. It’s now 3/4 gone. I scraped up what I could from the carpet and his clothes. Tossed him in the tub, and realized that I don’t have any oil-buster shampoo anymore. Make mental note to go to the store and get some tomorrow, and realize….
Joe’s been up since 730. It’s now 430 and he hasn’t had a nap. Greaaaaaat.
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It’s now 11PM. I’m whupped. Joe went to bed at around 630, which means he’ll probably be up before the sun tomorrow.
It sounds as if the conspiricy to make you sleep deprived and extra tired is working just fine!