If you were a superhero, would your underpants be on the outside like the other superheroes?
Underpants? I hafta wear underpants? Was that in the contract somewhere?
What color is your cape?
No cape! Didn’t you watch The Incredibles??!!?? Capes are baaaaaad news, baybee.
Name three of your powers.
Lactational Karma – the ability to squirt my foes with breastmilk (obviously, it’s a close-ranged power 
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The Parental Glare – self explanatory
The Mighty Wiggle of Distraction – Well, can YOU pay attention when there’s a target wiggling in your general direction?
Do you have a vehicle, or do you fly?
I skate on thin ice
Do you have a sidekick?
“A” sidekick? I’m MUCH cooler than that – I have THREE sidekicks.
Do you have a butler who manages your real life identity for you?
Oh, how I wish.
GO!
No.
Purple.
Telepathy, conjure items, and fireball. (( I’m a MAGE damnit!))
Yes
No, I have a boy toy that does it.
No
Brilliant turquoise
Telekinesis, invisibility and flying
I fly
Yes – a talking cat with super powers
Yes