My Butt is Not Safe Out Here! ***

I know, bad BAD blogger.

Hey Spongebob! You’ve got to try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine!***

I don’t have a whole lot to tell y’all about, but the few updates I have are DOOZIES!

First, I must tell you about the goodness of the universe. For the last few months, every time I put Joe in his carseat, I said a little blessing over the thing. I was never worried about his safety, but after 3 years of abuse and 2 kids, it was looking miiiighty disrepectable. Yesterday, Dad walked in with this. He’d picked it up at a yardsale and swears he paid less than a dollar for it.

I’ll give that a few minutes to sink in.

All better? Recovered from the shock? OK! On to the next thingy –

College. Remember I posted my college panic attack? Well, lemme tellya.

Not only did I get in (I’ll wait for that to sink in a few seconds)

but they’re accepting my credits from the Highly Acceptable Community College I went to. This means that I’ll be entering college Spring 2006 as

a

S O P H O M O R E

Hold the applause, just throw cash

And that’s all for now!

***from SpongeBob SquarePants “I had an accident”

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