Family drama has induced a requirement for laughter. Where do I turn? The Yahoo Personals pages.
seeking people as nice as my dog
Honeylove, there’s no such thing as a person as nice as your dog. However, I hear the Humane Society is always looking for volunteers.
Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder
*cringes* Yup, glad I live in the South. Cute pic, but I’m not EVEN gonna look at the profile. Punny isn’t always appreciated.
Nurse seeking patience with patients
What in the world does that have to do with looking for companionship? Talk to your job counselor!
A Hard Man is Good to Find
C’mon, this ISN’T the 5th grade – why are you insulting my intelligence?
Sorry, y’all. I can’t look anymore. It BURNS!
If you think yours are bad, you should see the ones around here. And don’t ya just love it when you come across people you know and find out how very lame they are deep down. (pointing and laughing at yahoo personals guys cuz they suck)