What a freakin day already.

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If’n ya don’t wanna hear me complain about the day, move on to another blog.

2 AM – Joe wakes up fussy. I slip him the boob, and he turns his head, sits up and turns around on all fours, squeals, and hiccupburps in my general direction. Of COURSE you’re at your most [...]

Subconsciously speaking…

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Week 109

Usher:: in Cherish:: love Mistreat:: horribly Forum:: express an opinion Systematic:: failure Warning:: signs Wash:: me! I wish:: for more wishes Candles:: burn Metallic:: taste

So I’m making another blog….

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Here’s the thing…I’m doing my own perverted version of a Very Popular Diet System.

I like to blog.

I hate keeping food journals.

This new blog will be my food/exercise journal.

I’ll also stick it in my “about me” links so you won’t get lost.

If I ever get there, I may just [...]

This is a nightmare.

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3 temp companies have my resume in hand.

Nobody seems to be able to give me a definite “yes or no” placement.

I guess flippin burgers is next on the job list. *sigh*

Brk! Brk! Brk!

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You are the the Swedish Chef. You are a talented individual, nobody understandsyou. Perhaps it’s because you talk funny.

FAVORITE EXPRESSION: “Brk! Brk! Brk!” HOBBIES: Kokin’ der yummee-yummers

FAVORITE MOVIE: “Wild Strawberries…and Creme”

LAST BOOK READ: “Der Swedish Chef Kokin’ Bokin’”

QUOTE: “Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brkyubetcha!”

What Muppet are [...]

I had my first Starbucks Chantico

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For $2.65, I’ll make my own at home, thankyouverymuch.

WAAAAAY to sweet, not enough bitter. I swear I let Mom taste it and she accused me of putting warm Hershey’s syrup in a cup.

I did mix what was left of the Chantico in with my morning coffee the next day and we [...]