another repeat of the last 24 hours.
Well, OK. Realistically, I know never ever is a bit much to ask.
Yesterday Dan was whiny and sick. All. day. long. Had his nose up my butt. Wanted me to CARRY him to the bathroom and HOLD him while he peed.
picture, if you will….me holding this kid in front of the toilet with his toes three inches off the floor so he’ll PEE.
Dan being on my lap all day brought out the green oogy jealous monster in Joe, who climbed up on my lap, whipped out the boob, and quite happily exchanged kicks with his brother (on my other leg).
By noon I was touched out and *done*.
By 2PM I was snarling.
By 4PM I was yelling “get off me getoffgetoffgetoff!!!!!!!”
Mom walked in the door at 430pm, and I dumped BOTH of them on her and said “I’m going to sit in the dark.” and then did just that.
The rest of the evening passed fairly uneventfully….something that I should have been wary of considering how the day had passed thus far.
Dan napped in the recliner from 545 (after dinner) until 630.
This does not bode well for his normal bedtime.
Joe went to bed promptly at 8 (normal time).
I shut the office down at 1130.
Joe woke at 1215. Ready to hold Joe’s All-Night Rock-n-roll PARTAY!!!!
Joe wanted to go wake Papaw.
you have GOT to be kidding me.
1230 came and went.
grrrrrrr
100 came and went.
go to SLEEP you little booger. Don’t you DARE get out of this bed.
130 came and went.
Dude, if you want a happy mommy tomorrow, you had BETTER close those eyes.
Finally at 2AM, he conked out again.
Guess what time he woke? 630 – with the sun.
The rest of the morning passed in pretty much the same vein, but he’s napping right now (and has been for the last 2 hours).
Daniel? More of the same. Didn’t want to pee in his diaper, and didn’t want to use the toilet. Or sink. Or bathtub. (I know what you’re thinking.) He flat out didn’t want to pee…..and stood there pinching himself shut so he WOULDN’T pee, and doing his “mad” growl because he didn’t WANT to yet. Didn’t want to eat breakfast. Didn’t want to drink out of THAT CUP!
Will someone PLEASE come and take me away for a day or 3? Or 4?