It’s supposed to get down to 16 tonight, so you need to keep the office door closed.
OK, Dad. Thanks.
OH! Some guy called while you were out.
“Some guy”? No message?
I think he said his name was Calvin? Alvin? Something like that. I couldn’t hear him.
You didn’t write it down?
Naw, he didn’t leave a message. He didn’t wanna tell me who he was til I asked. Who’s Calvin?
Beat’s the hell outta me, dude. Why didn’t you write it down 6 hours ago when he called? You’re always jumpin on my case about taking messages, but you can’t do the same thing?
Well, I think it’s one of them thar fictitious names. Maybe it was that feller from Florida. What was his name?
blank look
You know, Daniel’s daddy.
You mean Tig? The guy I was with for 3 years and you can’t remember his name?
Well, it’s not important for me to remember him now, izzit? If it was all that important, they’ll call back.
So, uhm… if you called, call again. If you don’t get me, ask for Alannah and give HER the message. She can actually hear. 
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