Kidney stones suck.

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That is all I can manage right now.

Update: 11:38 AM

OK, I’ve had food and a bit of a nap, I can tell you about my adventure. I went to bed at my usual 1AM, and curled up under the covers thinking “My feet are cold…that means I’m gonna get SICK tomorrow.”

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What to do, what to do….

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Interesting changes are happening in my House right now.

Mom got a letter from HR. If she retires, she loses her health insurance. This is a Very Bad Thing, since Dad’s self employed (The ONLY reason Mom has a job is for health insurance.) The only option mentioned at the moment is to [...]

You have NO EXCUSES!

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Need something to read and can’t make it to the library? Does your local library draw a major vacuum?

Books Free is your answer. Basically, it’s NetFlix for books. For $7/month, you have a list and they send you what is available – and they have FREE SHIPPING.

Go, my child, and check [...]

Em, I don’t quite understand.

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Can you tell me why exactly it is that you keep contacting Joe’s sperm donor ?

One reason, sweetheart. Evidence.

When Joe gets old enough to ask questions, I’ll be able to show him the file of emails sent. I’ll be able to tell him “Honey, the man KNOWS where you are. [...]

OWOWOWOWOWOW

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I roasted pumpkin seeds this evening. Slightly burnt, but edible just the same.

Y’know how sometimes when you crack the shells and catch one lonely taste bud and pinch the almighty bejeebus out of it?

Do that 5 or 6 times.

Good thing I won’t be kissin anyone for a while LOL.

Halloween pics are up!

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I’m a genious I forgot that I could upload pictures directly from the camera to photobucket. So, without further ado…. here are

My Absolutely Completely and Totally Unedited Halloween Photos.

Enjoy