Granny came down for a brief visit over the weekend. We were all sitting around the table shootin’ the breeze, when the topic turned to my kids and whether or not I’ll have any more. I said “Y’know, I wouldn’t mind having more kids, but I think I’ll find a daddy first thankyouverymuch.”
Granny said “Woman, you don’t need nummore kids!”
Dad said “She is going to have two more children.”
My jaw hit the floor.
Fortunately the topic changed (as it always does).