Dear ________
I love you. Do you love me?
Yes
No
Please check one.
Adult version?
Dear __________
I think I might possibly like you. I want to get to know you better. I’d REALLY like to see you naked. However, I fear rejection in the MOST profound sense of the way. Therefore, you should telepathically pick up on the fact that I want to talk to you (and maybe even have hot hot hot sex). That is, if you want to.
Love, Tink.