An explanatory note:

I often ask friends/associates “Did you find me a husband yet??!!??”

I find it amusing, ESPECIALLY if they’re younger than I. Like it’s THEIR responsibility to hook me up.

Kiddies, I’m not really serious about it.

Don’t get me wrong – I LOVE men and I want a new one. But

When it’s time, it’ll happen.

Yes, I’m incredibly lonely at times. But most of that comes from living with my folks–it’s a tough thing, feeling THIS alone in a house full of people.

So, sit back, relax, and have a good giggle when I pop in and say “OK, so WHERE IS HE? Where’s the guy you were sposed to find for me?”

I don’t really mean it.