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You have 3 kids?

  • Posted on September 30, 2004 at 11:57 am

Did you ever figure out what causes that?

If I had a dollar for every time I got asked this question, I’d never have to work again. The answer varies according to my mood.

1. No. Could you explain it to me, please?

2. Haven’t you ever heard that practice makes pregnant? *wink*

3. Yeah. The Daddy takes his….why are you walking away/blushing?

4. I drank the water.

5. Yes. It’s my FAVORITE thing to do.

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Yet another new category: FAQ

  • Posted on September 30, 2004 at 10:48 am

Answering all the questions I get asked, both IRL and online.

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On Dieting:

  • Posted on September 29, 2004 at 12:27 pm

Can you explain to me why I want to lose weight?

I won’t be able to wear my clothes anymore, and don’t have the $$$ to buy new. Hell, I don’t even have the $$$ to “buy” the stuff I’ve got now – one of Mom’s friends cleaned out her closet.

It’s official, I’m an heiress!

  • Posted on September 28, 2004 at 8:48 pm

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance departmentBANK OF AFRICA . In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$14.5 US dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November 2000 in a plane crash.

Anyone wanna help me spend that whopping $14.5 US dollars?

Week 86 (one of these days I’ll come up with a catchy title for this)

  • Posted on September 28, 2004 at 9:00 am

LunaNina.om | Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Diminishing:: returns
  2. Fed up:: irritated
  3. 3:00 AM:: zzzZZZzzz
  4. Interfere:: masturbate
  5. Often:: right
  6. Hay:: stack
  7. Prediction:: future
  8. Homophobia:: wrong
  9. Booty call:: old and tired
  10. Enunciate:: properly

Can you translate this for me?

  • Posted on September 27, 2004 at 9:01 pm

This guy answered an online personal I put up a few months ago. He recently popped back up, and we’ve been talking on IM and emailing. Today’s email said this:

yup, it’s the one good thing about being single. plenty of time to build the bank account. but of course as you know single isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, i used to never work any overtime, would rather spend it at home. but i’m not gonna whine about it, it’ll happen when it happens, probably take another 10 years but what the hell, i’m getting tired of looking. i asked the group leader about doing 12′s the rest of the week, he said he’d let me know but tonight is a sure thing, yahoo (sarcasticly)…
i was going to throw a party soon, but i don’t have a clue when that could be now, next saturday is scheduled and sunday is when i’ll celebrate my daughters birthday. i need to check the schedule and see when the next open saturday is, i kinda miss throwing some good old bashes :-)

Outside of the obvious grammar errors, this missive leaves me frustrated and confused. I thought the whole point of talking to someone online was to increase the chances of “it happening when it happens”.

I want to email him back and say “So do I ASSume that you’re just not interested in me?”

I want to chalk it up to the fact that he’s been working a lot of OT here lately and spoke without thinking.
No, check that. I’m not gonna make excuses for him.

*sigh*

Post-summer toy review

  • Posted on September 26, 2004 at 3:15 pm

It’s the end of the summer. Time to reminisce a bit, and see what worked and what didn’t for kid entertainment.

First up, we have the 3-lane Slip-n-slide. It has nice wide lanes so more than one kid can play at a time. The center lane doesn’t get sprinkled all that much, making it a good spot for Joe to play and still get splashed. A good alternative to playing in a pool.

Dan didn’t like the “slipping” part all that much, until he realized you’re SUPPOSED to. The anchor spikes kept coming up out of the ground as it got wet. Alannah got cranky with it (Yeah, she’s got my temper too. Shup.) and ended up ripping a hole in it. The colors faded REAL bad in the sun – we started out with red, blue, and yellow lanes….and ended up with pink, whitish-gray, and yellow/white spotted.
We’ll be buying another one next year, and I’ll dedicate a few brain cells to the anchoring problem.

8′ round Snap set pool. What’s not to love about a pool? We all had a blast with this one, although I don’t think I’m going to let the girls play in it next year. Their favorite “game” involved splashing all the water out (not a good idea since we’re on well water). I *do* wish these things lasted longer than one season, but what d’ya expect for $20?

Pop-up tent/tunnel playset. We won’t be buying one of these again. The novelty wore of REALLY quickly, and they take up a ton of room.

4-person tent and queen airbed. These were bought in anticipation of going camping at the beach for a few days. Unfortunately, we ended up spending a month in TN instead. The tent was raised as a “clubhouse” for the girls. The airbed wins hands down as the best toy I’ve bought yet. It stays in the livingroom, and is perfect for the kids to flip, jump on, and snuggle to watch TV.

The Jail Cell. Made of our (previously in storage) Pack-N-Play and a box of plastic balls in an effort to give the kids some variety outside of the two laundry baskets full of little toys that they assiduously ignore anyway. Oh, and we can’t forget making “time in the pen” more entertaining. Although a big hit to start with, it’s mostly ho-hum now.

That’s all the big stuff that I can think of right now.

New! Improved!

  • Posted on September 25, 2004 at 7:19 pm

Thanks to a nifty WordPress plugin called LivePress, I’m pleased to announce I now have LiveJournal Syndication.

To my LiveJournal readers: If you’re interested in catching up on the story thus far, click on the link at the bottom of this post. It will take you to my WordPress blog, where I have archives going back to October 2003.

Enjoy reading!

Testing my kinkiness:

  • Posted on September 24, 2004 at 12:49 pm

Hotlanta KinkTest
Congratulations!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 595!

Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated:

100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 to 400 You are definitely a kinky player.
401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!
501 to 600 Wow! You’re too kinky for most!!!
601 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB!
The maximum score for this test is 700.

My first……WWF match.

  • Posted on September 23, 2004 at 4:33 pm

The year is 1989. My best friend Sandra is on the phone.

Hey! My boss got tickets to the Superstars of the WWF tour, and can’t go. You wanna?
Is there anything else going on that we’d rather attend?
Not that we have FREE tickets to.
Yeah, but you know I don’t like pro wrestling. It’s just too cheezy – even for me.
FREE tickets.
OK, Ok. I’ll go. AND I’ll bring my camera, such as it is.

Yeah, well – I may have paraphrased the convo (it’s been a few years since then :P ) but you get the general gist of it. At any rate, I did go and had shockingly good seats – third row. The crowd was tiny (maybe 2000 people were there?) and we didn’t have to do a lot of elbowing. They also didn’t get into yelling at the match like I would have expected.

At any rate, I scanned in the pictures that I took then and edited them as best I could. Unfortunately, due to my horrible photography and even worse lighting in the auditorium, only 3 turned out. I give you:

Andre the Giant Vs. Big John Studd