There’s no such thing as gravity.

The earth just sucks.

Yeah, I know. Great outlook for a Friday, but guess what??!!?? I’ve been up since 5 AM. Dan woke us ALL up with his trademarked glass-shattering squeals. Why? “Mommy, I got POOP in my FROAT!”

Dan doesn’t “do” early wake-up calls well.

Every time something doesn’t go EXACTLY the way he wants it, we’re treated to an ear-splitting shriek of “NOOOOOOO!”

I tried rocking him, but he doesn’t want to go to sleep. No food, no water, no milk, a sip of juice.

yee

haw

On this day..

• Raged and annoyed…. - 2005
• A story in pictures - featuring Dan - 2004