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Tweet Daniel: Mommy, can I have anudder bwown? Me: We put your crayons away, dear. Daniel: Not da CWAYONS, Mommy. I wanna have more CHOCOWIT! Me: OH! You want another brownie? Daniel: Yes! I want anudder bwown-nie! Me: But you’ve already HAD a brownie! Daniel: I want TWO! TWO bwown-nies! (holding up all 5 [...] Tweet Alannah and I were riding bikes up a hill in my old neighborhood. The hill was well known for it’s exhilirating ride down, as well as the butt-kicking ride up. I downshifted gears to make pedaling easier. Alannah didn’t change gears, counting on youthful zeal to carry her up the hill. I kept [...] Tweet Unconscious Mutterings: Week 75 Crippling::disability Tough:: cookies Slinky:: lingerie Slogan:: christianity Stuffed:: turkey Instructions:: manual Expletive:: deleted Cartoon:: character Toddler:: toys Insinuation:: suggestion Tweet Unconscious Mutterings: Week 74 Resignation:: give up Coupling:: hose Grounded:: wire Habit:: break Chainsaw:: tree Rental:: house Deleted:: email Online personals:: date Penguin:: Marcie Offend:: apologize Tweet Say hello to: The great wonderfull lactation machines..Take The Female Bits Name Generator today!Created with Rum and Monkey‘s Name Generator Generator. Tweet ELATION! I was the 20,000th visitor to The Zero Boss yesterday! I can’t wait for the kids to go to sleep tonight so I can read what he’s written! *wiggles* Today marks the third day that Dan has consistently used the toilet instead of asking for a diaper so he could answer [...] Tweet I bought a cheepo $20 camping airbed for the kids to sleep on while we were at Granny’s. We came home, inflated it, and they have played on it all day every day since we got home. Now I can clean out and donate all the other toys they don’t play with. YIPPEE! Tweet that someone had found and turned in my wallet – and it was returned. Oh the elation! Then I woke up Tweet My Inner Hero – Wizard! There are many types of magic, but all require a sharp mind and a cool head. There is no puzzle I can’t solve, no problem I can’t think my way out of. When you feel confused or uncertain, you can always rely on me to untangle the [...] Tweet You are Zarathud the Incorrigible! A Hard nosedHermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe BibleBanger. You were once considered an offender ofthe faith, a fact of which you are inordinatelyproud to this day. People tend to follow yourlead. Too bad, because you like to take themout into the countryside and lose them. Which [...] |
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