Daniel: Mommy, can I have anudder bwown?
Me: We put your crayons away, dear.
Daniel: Not da CWAYONS, Mommy. I wanna have more CHOCOWIT!
Me: OH! You want another brownie?
Daniel: Yes! I want anudder bwown-nie!
Me: But you’ve already HAD a brownie!
Daniel: I want TWO! TWO bwown-nies! (holding [...]
Alannah and I were riding bikes up a hill in my old neighborhood. The hill was well known for it’s exhilirating ride down, as well as the butt-kicking ride up.
I downshifted gears to make pedaling easier. Alannah didn’t change gears, counting on youthful zeal to carry her up the hill.
I kept kicking her [...]
Unconscious Mutterings: Week 75
Crippling::disability
Tough:: cookies
Slinky:: lingerie
Slogan:: christianity
Stuffed:: turkey
Instructions:: manual
Expletive:: deleted
Cartoon:: character
Toddler:: toys
Insinuation:: suggestion
Unconscious Mutterings: Week 74
Resignation:: give up
Coupling:: hose
Grounded:: wire
Habit:: break
Chainsaw:: tree
Rental:: house
Deleted:: email
Online personals:: date
Penguin:: Marcie
Offend:: apologize
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ELATION!
I was the 20,000th visitor to The Zero Boss yesterday! I can’t wait for the kids to go to sleep tonight so I can read what he’s written! *wiggles*
Today marks the third day that Dan has consistently used the toilet instead of asking for a diaper so he could answer nature’s call. [...]
I bought a cheepo $20 camping airbed for the kids to sleep on while we were at Granny’s. We came home, inflated it, and they have played on it all day every day since we got home.
Now I can clean out and donate all the other toys they don’t play with.
YIPPEE!
that someone had found and turned in my wallet – and it was returned. Oh the elation!
Then I woke up
My Inner Hero – Wizard!
There are many types of magic, but all require a sharp mind and a cool head. There is no puzzle I can’t solve, no problem I can’t think my way out of. When you feel confused or uncertain, you can always rely on me to untangle the knots and [...]
You are Zarathud the Incorrigible! A Hard nosedHermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe BibleBanger. You were once considered an offender ofthe faith, a fact of which you are inordinatelyproud to this day. People tend to follow yourlead. Too bad, because you like to take themout into the countryside and lose them.
Which Erisian apostle are [...]
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