ELATION!
I was the 20,000th visitor to The Zero Boss yesterday! I can’t wait for the kids to go to sleep tonight so I can read what he’s written! *wiggles*
Today marks the third day that Dan has consistently used the toilet instead of asking for a diaper so he could answer nature’s call. I never EVER thought I’d be thrilled to hear “Mom, I’m DONE! Come WIPE MY BOOTY!” Now if he would just stay dry all night…….
ANNOYANCE
You have no IDEA how much it bugs me that we’re missing pieces to board (bored) games. Trouble? Missing the box and the plastic marker pieces. Hi, Ho, Cherri-o? Missing all 50 cherries, and 3 out of 4 “buckets”. Chutes and Ladders? Only the board remains. I don’t like buying board games at Goodwill/consignment stores for the very reason that it DRIVES ME UP THE FRICKIN WALL to be missing pieces. I don’t care so much about the box missing – I realize they’re gonna get torn to shreds with use. But it really REALLY REALLY chaps my ass that they’re not getting properly put away.
Yet another tooth is crumbling by the wayside. I called the dentist office to ream his ass out complain about the seemingly shoddy dental work I’ve had from his office in the last few years. The office manager politely invited me to find another dentist. Apparently it’s in her notes that I turned down a root canal in favor of having the tooth refilled. Nevermind that it should have been pulled instead of having either one (the previous filling was improperly installed and acted as a splitting wedge in the tooth – shattering it into several pieces). Find another dentist that’ll take my insurance. Yee-flippin-haw.
HUNGER
I’m making red beans & rice in the crockpot and smelling it cook is making me soooooo hungry. And I’ve already had lunch. Oink much?
IRRITATION
Dear friend: I understand that what happened apparently boggles your mind. However, annoys the ever-lovin SHIT out of me that you are STILL talking about it to other people. It was NEARLY TWO YEARS AGO. MOVE ON. Did I make that clear enough?
Let me restate what I said before:
It was the first time in 2 years that anyone WANTED that to happen.
It was the LAST TIME it happened.
and most importantly:
IT’S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, MUCH LESS ANYONE ELSE’S.