Vile Mood Part Deux

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Couldn’t sleep last night – ended up staying up til 3AM. Woke up at 730. Managed to go back to bed and rest until 830 when the folks pulled in.

Dad’s first words when he came in: “So, what exactly did you do the entire week we were gone?” My answer: “Well, obviously, [...]

Hey! I just remembered!

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It’s still Tuesday!

Would you rather:

wear the same underwear for a week OR not bathe for a week? eat a plate full of boiled earthworms, covered in gravy OR fried bird feet with a tangy teriyaki glaze?

Does anyone realize bird feet are a good source of gelatin?

drop your wallet and [...]

The Lesson of the Day is:

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if you’re having a crappy day, something like this will ALWAYS happen.

I don’t WANT to be the mommy today!

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They’ve all got to be RIGHT. ON. MY. LAP. and it’s making me NUTS!

Mom and Dad are going to be home at 6AM tomorrow, and I want the house as close to perfect as we can get it…and Alannah wants to wait until after the boys are asleep??!!?? before she works [...]

Grammar Rant

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I was driving by a local church, and saw this message on their sign:

True love sees through a telescope, not a microscope.

I thought to myself, “SELF!!!! That sounds like **Slogan Christianity at its finest!.” So I came home and whipped out the trusty dictionary to see if I could ascertain the [...]

I love the 80’s!

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Mutterings: Week 70

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LunaNi?a.com | Unconscious Mutterings: Week 70

Charity::auction Scale:: mountain Jennifer Lopez:: no Coercion:: forced Meter:: rhyme Pressure:: chamber June:: bug Infestation::removal Serial killer:: Ted Bundy Anguish:: mental

The Morning Aftermath

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I slept little, but well. I made pancakes for breakfast (always a hit) and then dumped the toybox out on the floor so the boys would be occupied while I wrote.

So, what was the point of those mad mad posts? A few things:

1. This weekend is the first time that I’ve [...]

7:43 PM and all has calmed down

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After my blog entry, I realized I was getting nothing *done* so I threw down the emergency brake. We went outside on the back porch and the boys played in the setting sun (and mosquitoes) while I emptied the kiddy pool and scrubbed it. Then I threw them in the tub to get [...]

It’s 4PM and I’m ready for bed.

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I dunno what time Joe actually woke this morning, but we crawled out of bed at 7:30 and it’s been nonstop ever since. We had breaky, I unloaded/loaded the dishwasher. Didn’t come clean, so I ran it again. Finished cleaning up the kitchen, grabbed Joe and started folding clothes. As I folded, I [...]