You must choose?

  • Posted on May 11, 2004 at 9:00 am

tuesday is chooseday

    Would you rather:

  1. one day at a job you like, have your boss catch you masturbating OR sending out resumes to other employers?

    it could lead to more $$$.

  2. be seen on a date with a beautiful woman that was actaully a man OR be seen on a date with a really ugly skank that smelled bad (courtesy of genuine)

    3. I’ll take a well-maintained cross-dresser any day.

  3. be on a totally nude beach all day long (with no chance of escape) without any kind of sunscreen or shade OR use the nastiest construction-site port-o-potty (out of severe need) that is lacking toilet paper? (courtesy of shaunacat)

    4. I can always go home and shower. Short term disgust will win every time.

  4. be the first one to know the world is ending OR be the last one to know the world is ending? (courtesy of ilgondo)

    5. I’d obsess about it. Better to find out right before it happens.

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