tuesday is chooseday

  • Posted on May 4, 2004 at 1:30 pm

tuesday is chooseday

    Would you rather:

  1. while camping, have to cut your arm off with a pocket knife because it got stuck under a boulder and you were trapped for three days OR suck snake venom out of a snake bite in richard simmons’ ass?

    Suck venom. Short term, and most likely not permanently disabling.

  2. have both your feet amputated at the ankles OR be in a 10 round, bare-fisted, cage match with mike tyson?

    Amputation. There are no guarantees that I’d live through a 10 round fight with him – he might bite through the jugular.

  3. perform oral sex for 2 minutes on paris hilton OR anna nicole smith?

    Can you guarantee me they’re disease-free?

  4. be in a big-budget, action flick with paul reubens (pee wee herman) OR a low-budget, artsy film with jesse ventura?

    I’ll take the big-budget action flick. Paul Reubens is the better actor.

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