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LunaNi?a.com | Unconscious Mutterings: Week 67
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Tweet Joe is teething, and is grossly unhappy unless sitting right. on. my. lap. so not a lot of anything else is getting done. Hopefully we’ll be back to nermal by Monday. Tweet You’re a Spirograph!! You’re pretty tripped out,even though you’ve been known to be a bitboring at times. You manage to serve yourpurpose in life while expending hardly anyeffort (and are probably stoned to the gillsall the while). What childhood toy from the 80s are you? brought to you by Quizilla [...] Tweet What Color is Your Brain? brought to you by Quizilla At work or in school: I like to be with people, sharing with them, inspiring them, and helping them. I work and learn best when I can take into consideration people and the human element. I flourish in an atmosphere of cooperation. [...] Tweet I walk into the livingroom and notice Dan is missing. “Alannah, where is your brother?” I walk into the kitchen and look around the corner and stifle a giggle. My darling son pushed a chair to the fridge, stood up on the chair, opened the freezer, picked up an ENTIRE pack of popsicles [...] Tweet tuesday is chooseday Would you rather: one day at a job you like, have your boss catch you masturbating OR sending out resumes to other employers? it could lead to more $$$. be seen on a date with a beautiful woman that was actaully a man OR be seen on a date [...] Tweet And Joe and I have been up for an hour. I’m not quite sure HOW I feel about it…since I’m still numb. Tweet All I’ll say about my Mother’s Day is: I spent it with a migraine. On the up-side, it was relatively short-lived – only 8 hours, as opposed to 3 days. On the downside, I think ACTUALLY horking up my toenails would have been less painful. I picked Dan up and heard something in [...] Tweet LunaNi?a.com | Unconscious Mutterings Vagina::birth Racism::ignorance Mother’s Day:: card Fire alarm:: run Elvis:: pelvis Pregnant:: bliss Vacation:: getaway Waffles:: syrup Perpendicular::car Hospital:: sickness Tweet Moms, do you have a preteen daughter driving you crazy? Are her hormonal swings making you grind your teeth in frustration? Then do *I* have the solution for you! It’s the MEGA BLASTER ATTITUDE ADJUSTER! Tools needed: Mega Blaster water cannon refrigerated water (preferably ice cold) Pour ice-cold water into the holding tank [...] |
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